an open letter letter to Pixar

OR why Cars is the worst Pixar movie and I will never watch Cars 2 (unless under severe duress).  Also, you ruined my adulthood.

Dear Pixar,

You trippin’?  Seriously though, you trippin’?  You must know that the eyes in Cars (and Cars 2) are wrong but you did it anyway.  It’s one thing to be innovative but it’s another thing to be incorrect and completely fly in the face of EVERYTHING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED.  It doesn’t make sense at all.  What were you thinking?  It’s even worse in Cars 2 because you had time to change it but you didn’t.  Well it won’t fly with me Pixar, I’m on to you.  I will not rest until I am tired or bored of this rant.

And another thing, why are all your DVDs so bloody expensive?  Yeh, they’re great and everything but A Bug’s Life is still fifteen quid and that shit is old.  I can kind of understand why Toy Story (1 and 2) are still expensive because, well, they’re awesome and Toy Story 3 drove interest up again.  I get it, I see what you did, you’re businessmen (and women) and everything but c’mon, you’re fucking with me.

Yours,

theawkwardstag

PS Monsters University sounds amazing.  I’m really excited.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s